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  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brittanyx00 : Hiii, I'm just your typical teenage girl. I love Lana Del Rey, and I think Shailene Woodley is gorgeous. I'm a bit of a grammar nazi at times, and I love writing.

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Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

#7089085
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (6038)

On 01/01/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Shawna (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

#5509745
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19992) - you deserved it (2585)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54814) - you deserved it (41445)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26109) - you deserved it (1462)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)



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