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About brittanyx00 : Hiii, I'm just your typical teenage girl. I love Lana Del Rey, and I think Shailene Woodley is gorgeous. I'm a bit of a grammar nazi at times, and I love writing.
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Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015