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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 March 1940 (75 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32271) - you deserved it (52988)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

#19932634
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29382) - you deserved it (3224)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53689) - you deserved it (6163)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
485 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53331) - you deserved it (10146)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34051) - you deserved it (4845)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)



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