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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 March 1940 (74 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29980) - you deserved it (49748)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (2864)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (5789)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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484 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49006) - you deserved it (9611)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)



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