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  • Number of visits : 1427
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About brittanyrmh_ : Well, hay there. My name's Brittany and I live in a tiny little town in Canada. I mostly only go on FML on my mobile. I usually don't go on the actual site so if you message me for whatever reason I may not get it right away but, yeah. Whatever.

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile, I guess. It's probably either because one of my comments was offensive, or made you laugh. Lets hope the latter.

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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62012) - you deserved it (18420)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


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