Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

brittanycraze

Search for a member

brittanycraze

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11158
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brittanycraze : Brittany. Obviously.

brittanycraze's page activity

Visits<b>grogers311</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 7:29pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 10:23pm<b>Flydog14</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 4:30am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 06/11/2013 at 3:16am<b>stomp13</b> - the 05/30/2013 at 6:11pm<b>lindquist</b> - the 09/17/2012 at 12:17pm<b>heimdallr</b> - the 01/10/2012 at 2:49pm<b>alicealice</b> - the 12/10/2009 at 1:46am<b>O_oa</b> - the 09/13/2009 at 11:09am<b>latag1993</b> - the 08/25/2009 at 2:01am<b>Rach_star</b> - the 08/20/2009 at 10:23am<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 06/13/2009 at 12:20am<b>MtDewAddict</b> - the 06/11/2009 at 3:33pm<b>dangalf</b> - the 06/09/2009 at 6:40am<b>cba</b> - the 06/08/2009 at 3:53pm<b>solipsistic</b> - the 06/08/2009 at 2:28pm<b>SenorLanky</b> - the 06/08/2009 at 10:31am<b>Ilovelife07</b> - the 06/08/2009 at 10:20am

brittanycraze's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

brittanycraze's favorite FMLs

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69419) - you deserved it (4237)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94577) - you deserved it (19977)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

#2729024
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70042) - you deserved it (8415)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (348577) - you deserved it (38611)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

#629360
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106307) - you deserved it (5519)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (233736) - you deserved it (30985)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: