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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1264
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brittany310 : Hi. All I can say is that I'm really shy but super nice once I get comfortable around a person :) I'm a vegetarian and I love animals ❤️ feel free to message me or whatever.

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Visits<b>matman82</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 7:07pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 7:45pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 3:46pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 7:09pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 10/31/2016 at 11:19pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 11:51am<b>iamscott</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 2:26am<b>beffnytutt</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 5:27pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 1:37pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 10:57pm<b>exum</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 10:22pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 2:24pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 9:10am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 5:10pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:28am<b>duduv2</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:02am<b>assassin29876</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:12pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:26am

Fucked!<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 1:45am<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 9:46pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 7:24am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 4:58am<b>exum</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 4:22am<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 7:00am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:20pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 10:26pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 6:57pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Ateeb</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Redfalcon24</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:09pm

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brittany310's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I told my boyfriend the exact moment I fell in love with him: when we made eye contact in a crowd on our fifth date. He asked if I wanted to know what he was thinking at that moment. I then found out it was, "I really hope she can't smell that fart." FML

by saashtow / 10/07/2016 at 1:00am / United States (Georgia) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

by Loud / 09/08/2016 at 2:07am / Australia / Work

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

by sillymink / 08/19/2016 at 10:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked. Unfortunately, by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2016 at 4:33pm / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

by Lord_Nick / 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

by oliver / 01/27/2016 at 7:02am / United States / Health

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

by shibs / 12/19/2015 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

by badplannning / 11/29/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 1:18am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2015 at 10:27am / Health