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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1990 (25 years)
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About britt_tu : well my life is pretty f***ed

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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66449) - you deserved it (13075)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML


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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML


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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

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