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britt_tu
  • Town/Country : Stone Mountain, United States Of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 121
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About britt_tu : well my life is pretty f***ed

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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (54086) - you deserved it (9225)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16381) - you deserved it (40074)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (58451) - you deserved it (2691)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (7576) - you deserved it (23429)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version



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