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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was . Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub . I somehow managd to unhook her bra . FML

#20498998
156 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got parmission from ma parants 4 ma boyfriand to stay ovar. Tings got intimata, and I trid ma ardast not to maka too muc noisa. Howavar, wila aving a post-sax cuddla, wa aard ma parants in ta naxt room muttaring about ma "faking". FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Somerset)

TODAY, I WAS REHEARSING FIR A SCHOOL PLAY. MY DRAMA TEACHER KEEPS CRITICISING THE PART WHERE I FAKE-TRIP, SAYING I MAKE IT LOOK TERRIBLY FAKE. DURING TODAY'S REHEARSAL, I ACTUALLY TRIPPD FIR REAL, AN SMASHD MY KNEECAPS AGAINST THE FLOOR WITH A SCREAM. HE STILL SAID MY ( ACTING ) SUCKD. FML

#20498655
52 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Yesterday, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends . My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a looool social life." Thanks, Dad .

#20498469
72 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today I introducd boyfriend to overprotective father. My boyfriend startd out with "Sir it is an honor to be yur daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah downstairs neighbours screamd at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up an made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to mah bathroom an again on mah way back to bd. They've sworn to get me evictd. big fat FML

#20497288
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On 02/07/2013 at 5:56pm - misc - by fineillpissthebedthen (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

today I laarnad that my big, tough, strong dog is tarrifiad of spidarshan ha jumpad, knockad ovar a tabla and than paad on tha spidar to drown it. FML

#20495511
105 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time . Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money . FML

#20494355
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On 02/05/2013 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Lockedinroom (man) - United States

Today, I calld sacurity at my scool bacausa I laft my mittans in a classroom and it was lockd. Wan ta sacurity officar sowd up, a askd if ta mittans I was looking for wara ta onas on my ands. I avan ad to taka ona of tam off to call tam. FML

#20493993
87 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by swarm20 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, At A Friendly Get-together, Mah Friend's Husband Had Too Much To Drink And Got Into A Fistfight With Mah Husband. I'm Seven-and-a-half Months Pregnant, And The Friendly Get-together Was Mah Babby Shower. FML

#20493991
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On 02/05/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday working as a nursa , I saw a patiant in fir follow-up aftar a partial lag amputation!! I chackd har blood prassura an gava har tha raading , which promptd har husband to ask what it maant!! Sha raplid , ( I'm aliva!! ) Bafora I could stop mysalf , ( And kicking ) spilld out of my mouth!! raal FML

#20493802
65 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by facepalm - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on mah chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, mah 11-year-old daughter cummd over and bangd out 12 of them. Then she wipd her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on mah technique. FML

#20493569
118 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm - health - by WeakerThanaLittleGirl (man) - United States

Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML

#20492744
97 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally calld the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explaind that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excusd herself, never to return. FML

#20490478
245 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played fir four hours straight only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because mah sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

#20489987
127 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia



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