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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

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