About britishnuns : Hi, I'm Tara. c: I listen to music almost all day, and Asking Alexandria is my all time favorite band. I also really love Lana Del Ray. I'm really into zombie and gore movies, and I am a Skins fanatic. I had braces for three years. I have the webbed part under my tongue pierced along with my ears. I don't sleep with sheets on my bed because I'll just end up taking them off in my sleep. I love tattoos and as soon as I turn eighteen I'm getting a few. I do online school, as well as two classes at public school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Message me if you have any questions. cx
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Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
by dumbass1991 / 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2010 at 9:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML
by PrintMaster / 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm / United States / Health
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/26/2010 at 11:54am / United States (Alabama) / Health
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
by buttpicker / 04/19/2010 at 7:24pm / United States / Animals
by ugh / 03/12/2010 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by J-Ro / 03/04/2010 at 12:03am / United States / Love
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
by JoshuaRob / 03/03/2010 at 1:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
by Joel_28 / 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/24/2010 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by tj85 / 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…