About britishnuns : Hi, I'm Tara. c: I listen to music almost all day, and Asking Alexandria is my all time favorite band. I also really love Lana Del Ray. I'm really into zombie and gore movies, and I am a Skins fanatic. I had braces for three years. I have the webbed part under my tongue pierced along with my ears. I don't sleep with sheets on my bed because I'll just end up taking them off in my sleep. I love tattoos and as soon as I turn eighteen I'm getting a few. I do online school, as well as two classes at public school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Message me if you have any questions. cx
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by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 4:40am / Austria / Intimacy
by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by moe / 05/27/2011 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jon / 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
by Jackedup / 05/18/2011 at 3:57am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Cxisbest / 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
by JustADream / 02/24/2011 at 1:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
by FamilySecret / 01/29/2011 at 1:55am / United States / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Animals
Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:22am / Germany (Sachsen) / Transportation
by BiteMe14 / 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by UltraHoe69 / 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…