About britishnuns : Hi, I'm Tara. c: I listen to music almost all day, and Asking Alexandria is my all time favorite band. I also really love Lana Del Ray. I'm really into zombie and gore movies, and I am a Skins fanatic. I had braces for three years. I have the webbed part under my tongue pierced along with my ears. I don't sleep with sheets on my bed because I'll just end up taking them off in my sleep. I love tattoos and as soon as I turn eighteen I'm getting a few. I do online school, as well as two classes at public school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Message me if you have any questions. cx
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by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anon / 11/14/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 1:02am / United States / Love
Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML
by nekogirl15 / 10/26/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Steve / 09/30/2011 at 6:18am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Transportation
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 8:38am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 7:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by James / 08/12/2011 at 3:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by CaoiiBieber / 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm / Ireland / Health
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