About britishnuns : Hi, I'm Tara. c: I listen to music almost all day, and Asking Alexandria is my all time favorite band. I also really love Lana Del Ray. I'm really into zombie and gore movies, and I am a Skins fanatic. I had braces for three years. I have the webbed part under my tongue pierced along with my ears. I don't sleep with sheets on my bed because I'll just end up taking them off in my sleep. I love tattoos and as soon as I turn eighteen I'm getting a few. I do online school, as well as two classes at public school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Message me if you have any questions. cx
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Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML
by mareda / 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by chubbyreddevil / 01/31/2012 at 1:12am / United States / Work
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2012 at 1:36am / Australia (Tasmania) / Transportation
by maryfaithh / 01/27/2012 at 11:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
by Emily27 / 01/20/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Intimacy
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 6:30am / Australia / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Health
by Cathy / 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm / United States / Animals
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and… Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three… Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She…