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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About britishnuns : Hi, I'm Tara. c: I listen to music almost all day, and Asking Alexandria is my all time favorite band. I also really love Lana Del Ray. I'm really into zombie and gore movies, and I am a Skins fanatic. I had braces for three years. I have the webbed part under my tongue pierced along with my ears. I don't sleep with sheets on my bed because I'll just end up taking them off in my sleep. I love tattoos and as soon as I turn eighteen I'm getting a few. I do online school, as well as two classes at public school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Message me if you have any questions. cx

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

#19404446
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
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On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

#19367861
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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155 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)



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