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Today, I Walked Ome From A Guy's Dorm Early In Te Morning, Still Wearing Ma Dress And Eels From Te Nigt Before . I Walked By A Moter And Er Little Daugter, Wo Said "Mommy, Wy Is Se So Dressed Up So Early In Te Morning?" And Te Mom Replied "Because Oney, Se Makes Bad Decisions." FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today hile babysitting the oldest little girlho is 7 went through my purse!! She pulld out a half empty bottle of lube!! She askedhat it was and I told her lotion!! I went to the bathroom andhen I cummd out the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids coverd in lube!! Then their mom cummd home!! FML

#142269
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On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I visited my brother in jail 4 the first time . I didn't know wat to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277
44 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was home alone tanning in my backyardhich is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there 4 awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package cuz nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry... he'd seen better. FML

#70171
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today I was at the strip club. I putted mah dollar on the stage. When the stripper cummed over to take it, she stood me up an flipped mah tits an said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

#7993
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

TODAY, I SPENT $400 AT THE STRIPCLUB AND GOT 4 PHONE NUMBERS. I AS WALKED OUT OF THE CLUB, I NOTICED IT WAS TRANS-NIGHT. MEGA FML

#5857
53 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I drunkenly buried ma girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later se asked to see it and cummed back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of te dirt. mega FML

#3882
55 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She hered and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
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On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got in a huga fight with mah mom!! So, I want to mah room an lockd mysalf in thara an playd loud music so I didn't hava to haar har!! Sha than dacidas to yall at ma ovar facabook!! Shortly aftar, I looool log out of Facabook!! Sha than starts yalling at ma on Yahoo!! Damn tachnology!! FML

#3491
44 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today , I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother looool walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later , I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
178 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I promised mah best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago)!! After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude!! FML

#2489
43 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today the guy I've secretly been in love with 4 years told me how hot mah brother is. FML

#1465
33 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I dressed in mah sexiest cloths to meet mah new boyfriend at a restaurant . As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outsidehile I waited . The restaurant owner cummed out and said, "Hey, you . Go and 'work somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

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