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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 November 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brinnablaine : I write, I blog, I play wow. Follow me on twitter @brinnablaine. I'll follow back. ;)

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Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63627) - you deserved it (5657)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My boyfriend thinks I'm faking the whole thing in revenge for the fight we had yesterday. FML

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I sang "happy birthday" to my best friend. Sadly, it was while waitressing at work, where they were having a celebration I hadn't been invited to in the first place. FML


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On 01/11/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by left out - United States (Ohio)

Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML


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On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML


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On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML


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On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML


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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML


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On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm - love - by i suck, this i know :( (man) - Malawi (Blantyre)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

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