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Today, I Was Going Through Mah Daughter's Contacts, Except All Of Them Had Names From Harry Potter . I Found The Name "Mom." I Was Relieved I Didn't Have Some Silly Name, Until I Realized It Wasn't Mah Number; It Was Her Father's New Wife . My Number Was Under "Voldemort." FML
Today... I asked ma dermatologisty ma acne as been getting worse... despite following er drections an spending undreds of dollars on medicine. Se just srugged an told me tey can't actually cure ma acne. However... tey can prescribe me a bunc of stuff an ope one works. FML
Today , I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seieng. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
Friday 27 March 2015