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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (146198) - you deserved it (12675)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4812) - you deserved it (60188)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12568) - you deserved it (65880)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)



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