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Today...hile walking to mah car after work... I witnessd some moronho was textinghile riding her bike running right into mah parkd car... resulting in a broken side mrror... a damagd windshield... two dents... an 4 her... a broken phone an nose. She's threatening to sue me 4 damages.

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On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying . Suddenly.. . I had to poop worse than I ever had to in mah entire life . The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking mah tireshile I let out the entire contents of mah bowels onto the road . FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling wit some boxes . Te seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins . Wen we got to er apartment, se tanked me an introduced me to er boyfriend . FML

#20579784
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On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

Today... I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend... when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her... and still refuse to talk to me. FML

#20571699
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On 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I got servd paperwork stating that mah ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 yeres ago, I provd via DNA testing within looool the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in mah future. FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm - money - by haku4u (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was chatting with a co-workar, and sha mantionad sha has troubla swallowing pills. I rapliad that I'm lucky, bacausa I hava naxt to no gag raflax. Half tha guys at tha othar ragistars abruptly want silant, and I'm now baing constantly hit on. FML

#20564125
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On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, mah daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

#20131695
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On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I found out that mah girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait fir us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

#20118231
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On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO BUY GROCERIESHILE SUFFERING HORRIBLE MORNING SICKNESS. MY NAUSEA MAGNIFIED AS I STOOD IN LINE BEHIND AN OBESE LADY WEARING A TANK TOP AND TINY SHORT SHORTS. I LOST EVERYTHING IN MY STOMACHHEN SHE STUCK HER HAND DOWN HER SHORTS AND STARTED SCRATCHING AT HER ASS-CRACK. FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I faintd during ma sister's wedding because ma dress was too tigt. Wen I woke up , se slappd me ard across te face. Wy? Because I "took all te attention away" from er. FML

#20041726
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On 08/25/2012 at 9:58pm - health - by brylynn - United States

Today, a guy asked 4 my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, I found out tat I'm pregnant. I ad an IUD put in two years ago tat's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less tan 1% of people using tis IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

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On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a frst date wit a guy went so badly tat e actually paid me to never call im again . FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was mah first day at school in the United States . Being from France, mah French accent is really strong . After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal . I was so excited an said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)



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