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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 March 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5107
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brie3 : Um... I'm a bored student. That is why I am here : ]

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Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24832) - you deserved it (5895)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32289) - you deserved it (5349)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

#6268731
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26420) - you deserved it (6760)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by angrymadman3542342 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (4399)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

#6192797
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36283) - you deserved it (15114)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

#6113173
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (3550)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:08am - love - by OhJoy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

#6100010
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11874) - you deserved it (44931)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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