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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 965
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About brick_man33 : My Name Is Rusty Shackleford. SHI SHAW!..........POCKET SAND!

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23310) - you deserved it (2668)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

#18650624
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (3416)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

#18650592
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23808) - you deserved it (5844)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:10am - money - by WTF - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (3855)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23645) - you deserved it (2867)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23977) - you deserved it (4232)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9322) - you deserved it (37846)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32415) - you deserved it (2680)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8950) - you deserved it (33677)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8950) - you deserved it (33677)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17514) - you deserved it (27093) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8327) - you deserved it (36630)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML

#18613200
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40666) - you deserved it (5074)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (7237)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (2381)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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