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by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Scarred4Life / 01/01/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML
by upsetandannoyed / 01/01/2012 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
by Livewire / 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
by thathurt / 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
by Lotje13 / 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous
by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by TheBeastSwaq / 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by thechimpchapter / 12/31/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 1:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…