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  • Number of visits : 1132
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About brick_man33 : My Name Is Rusty Shackleford. SHI SHAW!..........POCKET SAND!

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Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32213) - you deserved it (2353)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I told mah mom I was going to a New Year's party . She told me to be back by midnight . FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3063)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... the last few seconds of mah 2011 was spent staring at mah drunk... naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself an rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (3061)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MY FRIEND SET ME UP WITH A CUTE GUY WHO IS VERY GERMAPHOBIC . SO, I SPENT 4 HOURS CLEANING MY APARTMENT . 2 MINUTE INTO THE DATE, I SNEEZED . HE POLITELY TOLD ME HE WASN'T FEELING WELL AND LEFT . FML

#18669836
108 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

TODAY... IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. MY HUSBAND AND I WEREN'T INVITED TO ANY PARTIES... AND WE DON'T HAVE A SITTER TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT BY OURSELVES. INSTEAD... I'M WATCHING "BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2" ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL WITH OUR 5-YEAR-OLD... AND MAH HUSBAND HAS PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH FROM SHEER BOREDOM. FML

#18667282
42 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday , while shopping at Wal-Mart , a guy grabbed mah butt. When I turned around to slap him , he shook his head , said "Nice ass but such an ugly face" , then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went an took a shower, an as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called mah friend 4 help, an after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked an sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he looool an I had met. FML

#18666751
85 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, ma mom took ma cell to work wit er . Wen se got ome later, se scoldd me fir not answering er calls . Wen I pointd out tat se'd taken it, se groundd me fir "talking back" .

#18664843
137 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend!! I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having there first date at!! We broke up less than 24 hours ago!! FML

#18663308
101 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, ma favorita fis did. To maka ting battar ma parant tougt to taka ma out to dinnar. Wa ata susi. raal FML

#18661224
148 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squrrels. One fell down mah shrt and the next thing I know I'm being attackd by a squrrel that lookd like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out That The Nieghbor I'd Given A Bottle Of Wine To Fir Christmas Is A Recovering Alcoholic. FML

#18660229
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (6477)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)

today as I was just finishing grocary shopping, a littla girl an har mothar walkad past . Saaing tha littla girl staring at ma, I wavad . Tha girl than pointad to looool ma an askad har mothar ( Mommy, is that man pragnant? ) maga FML

#18659966
110 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 1:21am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML

#18657725
161 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States



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