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Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
by Tiana / 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by musicislife1337 / 01/08/2012 at 2:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Health
by scardeycat13 / 01/08/2012 at 12:38am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
by ProudMama / 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
by sick in Vegas / 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm / United States / Health
by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
by Anon O'Mous / 01/02/2012 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous