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brichewyy
  • Town/Country : jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 September 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brichewyy : I have a son name Kamden Grant born 4/23/10 && i love him dearly :)) .

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Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18065) - you deserved it (5841)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

#8862978
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I agree, your life sucks (29053) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/06/2010 at 3:32am - love - by ART - United States (California)

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

#8861127
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17191) - you deserved it (6874)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8144) - you deserved it (24180)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

#8859740
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I agree, your life sucks (20340) - you deserved it (1706)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:16am - health - by KateD - United States (Illinois)



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