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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brianr09 : My name is Brian Robinson. I live in Auburn and attend Auburn University. HUGE Alabama fan though. Im in the Auburn University Marching Band and play the trombone. I also enjoy playing guitar and playing football (which is where my profile picture was taken) and playing paintball and enjoying the outdoors. I am majoring in Pharmacy. ROLL TIDE ROLL BABY!

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


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