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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1970 (43 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About briang959 : FML makes me LOL! Life is always better with friends and laughter. I feel like I'm the only person on FML over 18. :) Wanna know more, feel free to ask.

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Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

Today, it's my birthday. I've spent most of it apologizing to my parents for the "hassle" of "having" to arrange a simple birthday dinner. Sorry I was born, guys. FML


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On 10/02/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by Sorry (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML


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On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML


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On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML


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On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML


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On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

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