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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1164
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About brianfantana32 : I like video games more than I will like you.

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Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

#13733621
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22623) - you deserved it (12695)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML

#12389070
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (3022)

On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML

#11625118
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30711) - you deserved it (3298)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by learntmylesson - Sent from mobile version

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

#11459471
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41680) - you deserved it (2950)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:30pm - love - by cduttl1230 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

#9695428
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66142) - you deserved it (6637)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58236) - you deserved it (13577)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58236) - you deserved it (13577)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28456) - you deserved it (1631)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

#8248390
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9371) - you deserved it (41562)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

#7010356
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28439) - you deserved it (2566)

On 12/29/2009 at 5:57am - animals - by PoachedFish (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52999) - you deserved it (26889)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

#5449988
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (2043)

On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50958) - you deserved it (8350)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friends house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

#2261901
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (53168)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by ninjawhat1337 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45107) - you deserved it (8828)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)



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