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by Kyle / 01/05/2012 at 1:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
by Ilostsomuch / 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Leigha / 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
by camille / 10/29/2011 at 9:40am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
by Imslow / 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 4:27am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Transportation
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 10:16am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…