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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1347
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About brianfantana32 : I like video games more than I will like you.

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Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML

#20142541
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (6515)

On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, I discovered tat boyfriend doesn't ave time to text me back, but e does ave time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23173) - you deserved it (4237)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On mah eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (4221)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today I was taxting my girlfriand and askad har fir a pictura axpacting somathing provocativa . Sha sant ma a pictura of har holding a positiva pragnancy tast . Wa had sax onca . FML

#19758301
206 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was running late and couldn't fine my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprivd brain came up with the brilliant idea looool of trying to phone it. mega FML

#19756229
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16805) - you deserved it (4282)

On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

Today... I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (6914)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" fat FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (6797)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I Was Dischargd From The Hospital After Having Scrotal Surgery . When I Got Home , The Anesthetic Had Worn Off , But I Felt Okay . Then My Dog Jumpd Up At Me , Paws Slamming Straight Into My Nuts . FML

#19667895
107 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm - health - by shanxi (man) - United States

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passd through mah town. I waitd 4 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

#19667339
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23915) - you deserved it (2219)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Notorch (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, mah boyfriend an I went out on his boat. We got in the water an started to have sexhen a fishing boat cummed by an chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. mega FML

#19666580
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20866) - you deserved it (9916)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today I aard tat my ax-grlfriand was spraading looool scurrilous rumours about ma all ovar our univarsity. It appaars tat I distributa wita supramacist propaganda and tat my saxual fantasias involva animals and vagatation. FML

#19488844
101 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
246 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk,hile I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14438) - you deserved it (33469)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top , he started speaking in a robot voice , then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34274) - you deserved it (5005)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed mah air freshener and turned mah faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon... with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. real FML

#19066178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20779) - you deserved it (4163)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India



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