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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
by okay._. / 11/01/2012 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by donnap / 06/09/2012 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/09/2012 at 12:51am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! / 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm / Mexico / Miscellaneous
by aaah. / 05/24/2012 at 1:42am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
by shanxi / 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm / United States / Health
Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
by Notorch / 05/23/2012 at 11:53am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Miscellaneous
by Fire0fisis / 05/23/2012 at 5:38am / Hong Kong / Intimacy
Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML
by Username / 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm / India / Kids
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I…