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briaa23
  • Town/Country : north adams, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32867) - you deserved it (4632)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

#17795407
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22415) - you deserved it (2697)

On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32955) - you deserved it (2997)

On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (4121)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37935) - you deserved it (4650)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48039) - you deserved it (5816)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

#17782982
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (4151)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12342) - you deserved it (30673)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

#17780989
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23798) - you deserved it (9179)

On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (2414)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (4203)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28746) - you deserved it (3222)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34187) - you deserved it (3254)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

#17648334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20958) - you deserved it (5705)

On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

#17633677
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (3041)

On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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