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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17961) - you deserved it (96304)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53221) - you deserved it (7206)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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