About brettrb : Hey there, I'm Brett.
I'm a cinematographer, guitarist, and car enthusiast. I also love motorcycles. I like to think I'm the creative type, as I also enjoy writing fiction. I have my own video production business alongside 2 other jobs. I also play drums and piano, and I love filming videos with camcorders and DSLR's. Oh, and Nobody parties like we do in Wisconsin.. Go Bucky (; Add me on snapchat - brett41. Follow me on twitter @b_larson41.
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm / Greece (Attiki) / Intimacy
by ilana / 02/10/2012 at 4:51am / United States / Kids
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by naagodinho / 01/09/2012 at 9:56am / Portugal / Health
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by frostedmist / 12/14/2011 at 3:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by mew / 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm / Canada / Kids
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
by myasshurts / 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
by Kendal / 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
by NaniNarcotic / 08/16/2011 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
- Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have… Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole… Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway.…
- Today, My sister tells us her boyfriend off and on since high school decide he wants to live out of… Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with my twin sister. I have been on birth control for… Today, the guy I was seeing got back together with his ex-girlfriend an hour after I had blown him…