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About brettrb : Hey there, I'm Brett.
I'm a cinematographer, music producer, and car enthusiast. I like to think I'm the creative type, as I also enjoy writing fiction. I have my own video production business alongside 2 other jobs. I'll be attending my 1st year of college for 2014-2015 to work towards a bachelor's degree in marketing. I play guitar and piano, love filming videos with camcorders and DSLR's, and drive an Infiniti G35 (but hope to own a Subaru Impreza WRX/Sti in the near future). Oh, and Nobody parties like we do in Wisconsin.. Go Bucky (; Add me on snapchat - brett41. Follow me on twitter @b_larson41.
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Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML
Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015