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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1111
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brettrb : Hey there, I'm Brett.
I'm a cinematographer, music producer , and car enthusiast. I like to think I'm the creative type, as I also enjoy writing fiction. I have my own video production business alongside 2 other jobs. I'll be attending my 1st year of college for 2014-2015 to work towards a bachelor's degree in marketing. I play guitar and piano, love filming videos with camcorders and DSLR's, and drive an Infiniti G35 (but hope to own a Subaru Impreza WRX/Sti in the near future). Oh, and Nobody parties like we do in Wisconsin.. Go Bucky (; Add me on snapchat - brett41. Follow me on twitter @b_larson41.

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Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34268) - you deserved it (2870)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

#21216427
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (4773)

On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44347) - you deserved it (6126)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

#21208337
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34147) - you deserved it (8330)

On 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm - animals - by dogggg (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

#21196202
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41029) - you deserved it (23209)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML

#21176055
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45109) - you deserved it (4252)

On 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm - work - by Godhelpme (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

#21175131
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44155) - you deserved it (6120)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

#21173084
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45411) - you deserved it (5438)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

#21171761
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41288) - you deserved it (9943) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

#21163809
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40905) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/05/2014 at 11:16am - work - by DarkSerebii (woman) - United States

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

#21163612
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41147) - you deserved it (4312)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

#21159616
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48171) - you deserved it (5093)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

#21157299
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41290) - you deserved it (4746)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)



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