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About brettrb : Hey there, I'm Brett.
I'm a cinematographer, music producer, and car enthusiast. I like to think I'm the creative type, as I also enjoy writing fiction. I have my own video production business alongside 2 other jobs. I'll be attending my 1st year of college for 2014-2015 to work towards a bachelor's degree in marketing. I play guitar and piano, love filming videos with camcorders and DSLR's, and drive an Infiniti G35 (but hope to own a Subaru Impreza WRX/Sti in the near future). Oh, and Nobody parties like we do in Wisconsin.. Go Bucky (; Add me on snapchat - brett41. Follow me on twitter @b_larson41.
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Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML
Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Thursday 23 April 2015