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Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

#16605468
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I agree, your life sucks (42329) - you deserved it (3379)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
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I agree, your life sucks (36439) - you deserved it (3298)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

#12542029
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On 08/15/2010 at 4:20pm - money - by noespresso (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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