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Today, my doctor told me my ankle has been fractured since last week. I've been helping drywall the basement, and trying to walk up and down stairs for a week. My husband has been telling me to man up, and it's not that bad. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 2:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by smart phone mms - United States
Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States
Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by anaph0re - Sent from mobile version
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version
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