About brenton490 : Hi Im Brandon generally quiet online and offline, but sometimes you might catch my comment here and there. Feel free to leave a message if you have a question or wanna chat.
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by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by TheSneakyNugget / 04/24/2016 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Health
by faeliality / 04/18/2016 at 4:39am / United States / Work
Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2016 at 7:52am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new neighbor offered to "humanely capture and relocate" the squirrels in my attic. He then "humanely" shot at them with a BB gun, and the "relocated" them into his stomach once they were killed. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
by sigh / 04/12/2016 at 10:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
by ameremanapparently / 03/26/2016 at 8:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Screwed / 06/07/2014 at 9:31am / Australia / Intimacy
by Nikia818 / 02/06/2014 at 1:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
by prochainefois / 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Profucktardor / 01/24/2014 at 3:33pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health