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brennan677
  • Town/Country : Columbus, Ohio
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11915) - you deserved it (39021)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23146) - you deserved it (2175)

On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31249) - you deserved it (4719)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7294) - you deserved it (11968)

On 12/21/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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