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About brendonuriepatd : My names Mary. I'm 13 years old (but people think I'm older)
I'm Italian and wish I lived in Italy. I hope to move there one day. I speak a good amount of Italian, so if you speak it, hit me up!!!!!
(P.S. Don't mind my username I made this when I went through a HUGE Panic! At the Disco phase)
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Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015