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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brendonuriepatd : My names Mary. I'm 13 years old (but people think I'm older)
I'm Italian and wish I lived in Italy. I hope to move there one day. I speak a good amount of Italian, so if you speak it, hit me up!!!!!

(P.S. Don't mind my username I made this when I went through a HUGE Panic! At the Disco phase)


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Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML


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On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 5:05am - intimacy - by trina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML


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On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

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