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brendejafulable
  • Town/Country : Springfield, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML



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