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About brendejafulable : I have a 2 year old daughter🎀. ♡ She definitely is my numero uno💖!
I go to school for Surgical Technology😷.
¤¤I love adventure. Take me across the globe✈!! I am not afraid. I want to do wild adventurous things like parasailing, skydiving; all that stuff. I want to feed my soul, make art, go to Africa🌍 and make people's dreams come true. I want to go to the middle of the sea to go scuba diving and get a wild scar from coral because I got caught up in the moment. ¤¤
I would love to have someone who could change me for the better+++
💔》Although it's broken, my heart is untamed. 《💙
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Monday 18 August 2014