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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today... I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smild. He smild back and blushd a little. He walkd over and I flrtd with him. He said... "I thought you should know the zipper on yur jeans is down" and walkd away. It was. FML

#5793907
38 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today aftar spanding tha night at mah boyfriand's housa I was haading out tha doorhan ha calld ma back to hand ma somathing I had laft at his housa ahila ago. It was ona of mah bras. It wasn't until I got homa I noticd tha cup siza was a B. I'm a siza D. maga FML

#5793805
180 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 10:03am - love - by Jennagirl (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me cuz I look a bit like his favourite porn star . FML

#5772637
82 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

Today , I woke up wit a dead cockroac an its guts all over my foreead. My boyfriend responded by lauging ysterically an saying "Poor guy , never ad a cance to see te world." big fat FML

#5770681
31 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Texted Me Telling Me How Much He Loved Me, And That He Wanted Mah Vrginity . We Have Already Done It . I Don't Think He Meant To Send That Text To Me . FML

#5763126
36 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriand calld ma and told ma ha wantd ma to stay tha night. I dacidd to waar my saxiast outfit for him so I puttd on my kinky nursa outfit and drova ovar to his housa. I lat mysalf in his front door, tohich I found 40 of my closast friand staring at ma for my surprisa brthday party. FML

#5762164
73 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket 4 littering. FML

#5761626
76 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... ma boyfriend left for a mont-long trip wit is buddies. I stood near te door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed is xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing looool fir two month on our first real date. I had saved all my money fir the week fir this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." mega FML

#5758524
93 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 2:06pm - love - by pistonsunshine (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah mother said she trustd me enough to go with me fir mah first drive in mah new car. As soon as we got in the car, she startd hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

#5758309
62 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today I saw a man lying on te street. He seemed unconscious so being a nurse I went over and found e ad coked. I removed te object from is troat and used CPR to revive im. My reward? A moutful of vomit. FML

#5754979
163 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 8:07am - misc - by Nobody (man) - Singapore

Today, my ex said "I love you!" for te first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfid, I said "Well, you're too late for tat." My ex lookd at me wit irritation and said "I'm talking to im!" and gesturd to my boyfriend. Tey'd been "best friends" since middle scool. FML

#5751188
73 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I asked a grl I lyk to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouts "Just friends!" and then starts flrting with him looool with me in the room. FML

#5744040
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35523) - you deserved it (3307)

On 10/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Charon - United States (Virginia)

Today I want to tha mall to pick up tha 1 carat diamond husband racantly purchasad for ma aftar 6 yaars of baing togathar. My mom callad I answarad call. Latar I raalizad that tha baggia with tha diamond was no longar in pockat. It fall outhan I answarad phona. FML

Today, I ad my final divorce proceeding. Te judge denied my divorce because my usband is unemployed. I can't get a divorce until e gets a job to pay cild support. He asn't ad a job 4 3 yeres. FML

#5730888
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (3427)

On 10/08/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by branwen5 - United States



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