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by ... / 06/06/2011 at 3:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
by / 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm / United States / Health
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
by Jakub89 / 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
by yup / 06/05/2011 at 3:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
by squirrels69ing / 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
- Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, I started my first day working the drive thru at Taco Bell. My very first customer, a lady,… Today, my friend asked me whether I wanted to go to the gym with her, after grabbing my phone and a…
- Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…