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by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jj159 / 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
by -_- / 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by Katherine / 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by SpLo0gIeR / 02/13/2012 at 10:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by ChevRooon / 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Transportation
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about… Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That… Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to…