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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1989 (26 years)
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Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML


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