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breeyand

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37921) - you deserved it (2842)

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