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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5063
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breenarae25 : Beautiful brown eyes ( at least that what ppl tell me) I\\\'m friendly but I can be a bitch, like to wear skirts n dresses but I love to play sports with the guys ;) lives in Hawaii , to YOU it\\\'s paradise but for me it\\\'s not quite paradise.. I love going to the beach with my bffs milaela and mary-ann, ppl tell me I\\\'m beautiful, nice, and funny :) if u have any question just call, text, or message me n I\\\'ll tell u everything ;)

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breenarae25's favorite FMLs

Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML

#19705256
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (3820)

On 05/30/2012 at 4:25pm - health - by Terri-Lynn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

#19704812
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22388) - you deserved it (2466)

On 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

#19704356
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (2091)

On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35095) - you deserved it (8652)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML

#19703375
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (9024)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:37am - work - by Fackwork (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (7431)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

#19702811
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27912) - you deserved it (3103)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:25am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

#19701580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25778) - you deserved it (1647)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

#19700460
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24097) - you deserved it (2285)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22389) - you deserved it (4222)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML

#19699245
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (1757)

On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20796) - you deserved it (4232)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23159) - you deserved it (2455)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML

#19696496
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18077) - you deserved it (7110)

On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)



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