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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5941
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breenarae25 : Beautiful brown eyes ( at least that what ppl tell me) I\\\'m friendly but I can be a bitch, like to wear skirts n dresses but I love to play sports with the guys ;) lives in Hawaii , to YOU it\\\'s paradise but for me it\\\'s not quite paradise.. I love going to the beach with my bffs milaela and mary-ann, ppl tell me I\\\'m beautiful, nice, and funny :) if u have any question just call, text, or message me n I\\\'ll tell u everything ;)

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Today, whila waiting 4 a bus, somaona startad smoking at tha bus shaltar, which is illagal in mah city. I politaly askad him to stop smoking, citing tha city ordinanca. Ha just cacklad and said that if I'm so concarnad about tha stata of mah haalth, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17915) - you deserved it (34415)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.!! !! I was staying at mah boyfriand's housa fir tha first tima !! It's a small.!! !! old cottaga in tha countrysida !! I want up fir a showar and didn't raalisa that tha plug hola was blockd !! Bafora I knaw it.!! !! tha bathroom floor was complataly floodd and tha cailing balow was dripping !! FML

#19748438
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17371) - you deserved it (6626)

On 06/07/2012 at 3:47am - misc - by Sophie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a second date with a guy I really liked, an we started chatting over dinner. That'shen he told me about his paranoia, an how he's unsure if I'm out to get him or not. FML

#19747527
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19811) - you deserved it (1938)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today , I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bd after a round of amazing sex. He decidd it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

#19747486
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24053) - you deserved it (4484)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I movd into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK 4 her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowd to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

#19746532
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27740) - you deserved it (3664)

On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

Today, I reachd behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait fir my roommate to get home to help me. mega FML

#19746396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9295) - you deserved it (14500)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:50pm - misc - by jenny2989 - United States

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy an not being active enoug fir ma age, wic ended wit, "Wen I was yur age, I was out every nigt aving sex wit anyting tat breated." Tanks Gran. FML

#19745357
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, I had mah frst ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML

#19744137
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9217) - you deserved it (22048)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:04pm - animals - by DuhSteven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told mah mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making mah favorite cookies and dinner. big fat FML

#19743960
60 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

2day I recieved ma first negative feedback on ma oterwise flawless eBay record. Te womano bougt te item said it wasn't as delicious as se was expecting, so tere must be someting wrong wit it. Wat was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

#19737959
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (2000)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

TODAY A LITTLE GIRL WALKED UP TO ME AT TARGET AND ASKED ME WHAT NAME WAS. I SMILED AND TOLD HER NAME WAS KRISTEN. SHE LOOKED AT THE SKIRT I WAS WEARING AND SAID "KRISTEN CAN YOU WEAR PANTS TOMORROW?" FML

#19737543
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (5933)

On 06/05/2012 at 7:56am - work - by whattdafuuukkkk (woman) - United States

yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24132) - you deserved it (2681)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was Walking Home With Mah Boyfriend. There's A Short Cut To Mah House By Jumping A Fence But He Insistd That We Take The Long Way Because, ( Girls Don't Jump Fences. ) To Prove Him Wrong, I Jumpd The Fence. I Fell An Broke Mah Leg. FML

#19736347
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14200) - you deserved it (31213)

On 06/05/2012 at 12:27am - love - by Josie - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30776) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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