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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6940
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breenarae25 : Beautiful brown eyes ( at least that what ppl tell me) I\\\'m friendly but I can be a bitch, like to wear skirts n dresses but I love to play sports with the guys ;) lives in Hawaii , to YOU it\\\'s paradise but for me it\\\'s not quite paradise.. I love going to the beach with my bffs milaela and mary-ann, ppl tell me I\\\'m beautiful, nice, and funny :) if u have any question just call, text, or message me n I\\\'ll tell u everything ;)

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Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (306836) - you deserved it (55849)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriends house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7818) - you deserved it (31098)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:15am - love - by dieold - United States (Utah)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19752) - you deserved it (2694)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML


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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML


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On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

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