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breenarae25

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6642
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breenarae25 : Beautiful brown eyes ( at least that what ppl tell me) I\\\'m friendly but I can be a bitch, like to wear skirts n dresses but I love to play sports with the guys ;) lives in Hawaii , to YOU it\\\'s paradise but for me it\\\'s not quite paradise.. I love going to the beach with my bffs milaela and mary-ann, ppl tell me I\\\'m beautiful, nice, and funny :) if u have any question just call, text, or message me n I\\\'ll tell u everything ;)

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breenarae25's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

#19786572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35830) - you deserved it (4287)

On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27014) - you deserved it (4563)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (2211)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29774) - you deserved it (6902)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13232) - you deserved it (23736)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (15863)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

#19782918
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21304) - you deserved it (2248)

On 06/13/2012 at 4:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26671) - you deserved it (3270)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24498) - you deserved it (1974)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (4650)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8496) - you deserved it (105953)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

#19781168
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (1636)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

#19780908
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25347) - you deserved it (4622)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

#19780392
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25849) - you deserved it (2140)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

#19779823
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21471) - you deserved it (3015)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)



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