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About breeluv : I'm a nice girl I like to talk and I hate fake people I like people who care so if u don't plz don't fake it...

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Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML


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