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About breekittenmitten : 🎀17&Searching, Pansexual, College Girl🎀
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Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58241) - you deserved it (5834)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (6142)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38486) - you deserved it (11037)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52607) - you deserved it (6714)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41293) - you deserved it (3519)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (15402)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55687) - you deserved it (4269)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51979) - you deserved it (17620)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

#15881696
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36759) - you deserved it (3259)

On 04/22/2011 at 1:53am - love - by AngryBirdman -

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34000) - you deserved it (9920)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

#15254679
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (5361)

On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

#14308182
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26012) - you deserved it (4167)

On 12/23/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Username -

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

#14136075
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34095) - you deserved it (2635)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me had forgotten to pay for her milk. In the spirit of the season, I paid for it and wished her happy holidays. She snatched the milk and gave me an ugly look. Then huffed at me before stomping off. FML

#14048564
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29901) - you deserved it (3323)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

#13994569
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27701) - you deserved it (2982)

On 11/27/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by nanuka_g - United States (Connecticut)



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