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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1992 (23 years)
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Today, mah friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, andhile saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm drunk enough for that," and left. FML

#20039589
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (3241)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:00pm - love - by OMFG I LOVE MLP - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52938) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202501) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today mah best friend slappd me an calld me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wantd to talk to me again cuz I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
130 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was wit te guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked im if e wanted to ave sex. He said e didn't ave time cuz e ad to go play Mario Kart. big fat FML

#4196
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I agree, your life sucks (42074) - you deserved it (5819)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)



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