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by Anonymous / 08/02/2015 at 5:16am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Oihana / 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by LexiD19 / 07/31/2015 at 6:56pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by single and unbuggered / 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
by anon / 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by doodoobref / 07/31/2015 at 1:38am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML
by StargazeKitsune / 07/31/2015 at 1:36am / United States (Montana) / Work
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